I just- I’m doing only one thing at a time, hitting random and…
Bridget is known for her bizarre power to recover quickly from wounds, however doing so makes her kind of an asshole for one day.
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Hannah possesses the power to transform any spider into water. She attacks with a dangerous sword that can force antagonists to freeze in place and she is known for her marvelous utility belt that always comes in handy. Sadly, Hannah becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of silver.
Kai has been known to block heat beams and deflect them against multiple combatants. Additionally, she has been known to become immovable. Sadly, Kai struggles with being deaf.
Lauryl can create corbomite out of thin air, however only while performing a series of gestures. Additionally, she has the ability to become almost weightless, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Lauryl possesses the power to take control of vampires and she is able to force goats to obey her every command, but never in shadow. Also, she owns a startling ability to regenerate and she has learned to transform any earthworm into a cow. Lauryl lords over a collection of ants, but only against a dinosaur. She likewise has been known to become tiny. Terribly, Lauryl is especially vulnerable to plastic-based attacks.
she is able to force goats to obey her every command
Lauryl lords over a collection of ants
guys.
guys.
I AM THE BEST SUPERHERO EVER
Islay has learned to change shape into a dinosaur, but doing so drains its sense of hearing for two days. It boasts all of the powers and talents of a turtle and it is protected from damage by resilient skin. Lamentably, Islay takes harm from exposure to diamond.
I AM A DEAF TURTLE DINOSAUR WOMAN! COOL!
Mikayla developed the talent to confuse the fears of an antagonist. She has learned to cause her enemies to become diseased, but only when concentrating. Also, she has a reputation for an uncommon combat sense. Kayla has the power to tunnel through solid silver and she has the power to become tiny. Additionally, she can take control of women. Shamefully, Kayla has a weakness of being confused.
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(Source: f-rod)
A little experiment for the lovely folks who requested cisgirl!Klaine ;)
Blaine WOULD wear booty shorts if he were a girl, wouldn’t he?
- Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
Curse of the Fandoms
- Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
- Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that your Series will end.... and soon.
- Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
- Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
- Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that it will never be as good as the first time around.
- Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that after waiting forever you will probably only get three more episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous one.
- Glee Fandom Curse: The show
- LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for The Hobbit.
- Hunger Games Fandom Curse: Knowing that your favorite character will either die, go insane, or never be seen again
- Game of Thrones Fandom Curse: Knowing that every one will die. That's it. Everyone dies.
- Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
- Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
- Mom:
- Me: When I graduate, I want to still be me.
- my teacher: where is your homework?
- me: may i deliver it to you through interpretive dance
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts
I mean,
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA
(Source: littlemissravenpuff)
